"Latest news reports that a cell of 4 terrorists have been operating in Willemstad, Curaçao.
 Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.
The Local Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin
have been arrested on immigration issues.

The Police advises further that they can find no-one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area.
Police authorities are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot in this community."